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The Beauty and the Geek

Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella.

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Chapter One – Unrequited Love

Chapter Two – Desperate Wants and Pushy Friends

Chapter Three – Her First Step

Chapter Four – Her Second Step

Chapter Five – Her Morning

Chapter Six – His Morning

Chapter Seven – His Revelations and Her Promises

Chapter Eight – Her Revenge

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